November 27

Words from the wino on the tube…

I was going out with this girl. She was 25. She was 25 years old and in school. She was still in school at 25. But she didn’t know anything. I left school at 15. She hadn’t learnt anything in 10 years. If you can’t learn something in 10 years, how long is it going to take? How long is it going to take you? A hundred years? A hundred years? She was 25 man, and she was still in school.

Repeat for 5 minutes

I have the hairiest arms. I’m sorry, but those are the hairiest arms I’ve ever seen. They’re the hairiest arms I’ve ever seen. I’ve the hairiest arms.

Repeat for 5 minutes, occasionally going back to the 25 year old school girl.

I have the hairiest arms. They’re hairy arms. And my bollocks. Have you seen my bollocks? Have you seen my bollocks… lately?

And that’s where I had to get off.