November 16

See all the leaves? They represent a small percentage of the girls in London named Sarah.

There are about 80 women in my office – 8 are called Sarah. There are 8 people in my team, 7 are women and 3 of us are Sarahs (that’s over 40%).

People love joking about this… every day.

- ‘Sarah? Which one, we’ve got three of them’.

- ‘Just ask for Sarah, someone’s bound to answer’

- ‘Graham, are you going to change your name to Sarah too?'

Ho ho ho

There is something about continually hearing your name and it continually not having anything to do with you that is just so annoying.

I pity the baby Jessicas and Jacks of today – this soon will be their fate. That’s why if I ever have children their names will be something like Calypso Fairyfloss or Juniper Honeydew, that way they will not have to suffer the indignities that I have.